Y solo en tres años !!!! Esto me recuerda al chiste que dice: ¿En que se parece la carrera de ingenieria informatica en el CPS a la polla de Rocco Sifredi? - ¡¡¡ En que es larga y dura !!!
los informaticos son la lacra de la sociedad, y bill gates el peor de todos, yo vivia feliz con mi ordenador sin mas y s me ocurrio ponerle antivirus... Y de golpe entraron todos los virus conocidos por el hombre! (y algunos que habian evolucionado directamente en mi disco duro) solucion? a)formatear b)formatear y "purificar" la placa base (me han dicho que el fuego purifica) c)desisnstalar el antivirus y hacer como si nada hubiera pasado para poder volver a mis actividades masturbatorias tranquilamente. he hablado
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el futuro señores... esta es la nueva hornada de profesionales que nos repararan los ordenadores en grupo siete...
En la que supongo que te incluyes tu
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y con esto conquistaremos el mundo............
te tengo dicho que utilices los bucles nacho,¿bucles?
for(suspensos=0,suspensos>100,suspensos++)
{
printf(cateada:"%i",suspensos);
}
printf("carrera terminada/n");
a joder a tu casa antonio
los informaticos son la lacra de la sociedad, y bill gates el peor de todos, yo vivia feliz con mi ordenador sin mas y s me ocurrio ponerle antivirus...
Y de golpe entraron todos los virus conocidos por el hombre! (y algunos que habian evolucionado directamente en mi disco duro) solucion?
a)formatear
b)formatear y "purificar" la placa base (me han dicho que el fuego purifica)
c)desisnstalar el antivirus y hacer como si nada hubiera pasado para poder volver a mis actividades masturbatorias tranquilamente.
he hablado
para librarte de los virus debes colocar un condon en el cable de la conexion a internet.
el condon resulta mas efectivo si te lo pones en la cabeza.
¿Que es un condón?
Shiro, todos sabemos que el peor virus para un ordenador no es el Sasser, es el Vallecas muahahhahahahaha
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